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St. Agrestis: Phony Negroni (6.8 fl oz)

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Bittersweet ruby-red on the nose, with bright grapefruit, bitter orange peel, and gentian root over a layered botanical base — St. Agrestis' Phony Negroni captures the actual cocktail in a chilled bottle. Pour over a big rock with an orange peel and you've got a proper Negroni, no alcohol required.

About St. Agrestis

St. Agrestis is a Brooklyn-based amaro and aperitif house — built by people who actually drink Negronis. The Phony Negroni is their AF take on the classic: real bittersweet botanicals, real cocktail structure, in a bottle that drinks like the real thing. Award-winning, vegan, low-calorie.

Key ingredients

  • Bitter orange + grapefruit — the bittersweet citrus heart of a Negroni.
  • Gentian root + cinchona — the dry, bitter backbone.
  • Wormwood + rhubarb root — herbal complexity.
  • Sparkling water — light effervescence, not heavy.

Good to know

  • Single-serve bottled cocktail — 6.8 fl oz (200 ml).
  • Real Negroni structure — bitter, sweet, herbal, layered.
  • Vegan, low calorie. 0.0% ABV.
  • Brooklyn-built — by an actual amaro and aperitif house.

Contains grapefruit. If you take prescription medication, check with your healthcare provider — grapefruit can interact with several common drugs.

How to enjoy

Drink ice-cold straight from the bottle, or pour over a big rock in a rocks glass with an orange peel. Pairs with anything you'd pair a real Negroni with — pizza, charcuterie, a slow Saturday afternoon. Refrigerate for best flavor.

Swizzle's Take

The most actual-Negroni AF Negroni we pour. Real bitter, real complex, real cocktail. We open one almost every week.

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