{"product_id":"the-health-club-cooler-heads","title":"The Health Club - Cucumber Mint Watermelon - CBD\/CBG","description":"\u003cp\u003eCrisp cucumber, fresh mint, and ripe watermelon over a sparkling base with 20mg of CBD\/CBG — Health Club's Cooler Heads is the non-intoxicating sister to Cali Sober. All the calm, none of the buzz.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout The Health Club\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Health Club is a craft cannabis seltzer line by We(ed) the People — built as hangover-free, plant-powered alcohol alternatives crafted for sleep, focus, and everyday social moments. Each can is third-party lab tested and labeled for exact dose. Cannabis-forward, real fruit, real intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eKey ingredients\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e20mg total CBD + CBG blend\u003c\/strong\u003e per can — non-intoxicating.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCucumber + mint + watermelon\u003c\/strong\u003e — clean, refreshing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSparkling, low-sugar.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLab tested every batch.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eGood to know\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e20mg total CBD\/CBG blend\u003c\/strong\u003e per can — non-intoxicating, calming.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo high.\u003c\/strong\u003e CBD + CBG for calm focus, not a buzz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdults 21+.\u003c\/strong\u003e Third-party lab tested.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVerify exact mg split on can label\u003c\/strong\u003e — brand discloses total cannabinoids, not per-cannabinoid breakdown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to enjoy\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDrink ice-cold straight from the can. Start with one and wait 30 minutes before reaching for another (THC line). Pairs with anything you'd pair a craft seltzer with.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSwizzle's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eCucumber + mint + watermelon, 20mg CBD\/CBG — the no-buzz calm pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003csmall\u003eAdults 21+ only. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Do not operate machinery. Do not consume if pregnant, nursing, or taking medications without consulting your healthcare provider.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"the health club","offers":[{"title":"4 pack","offer_id":50645950595362,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Single Can","offer_id":50645950628130,"sku":null,"price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/1924\/6370\/files\/Screenshot2025-11-30at1.28.56PM.png?v=1764530064","url":"https:\/\/www.swizzlemarket.com\/products\/the-health-club-cooler-heads","provider":"Swizzle: The Alcohol Free Beverages Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}