St. Agrestis: Phony Mezcal Negroni (6.8 fl oz)
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Smoke, bitter complexity, and a botanical finish that lingers long past the glass. St. Agrestis built this one around smoked nopales cactus — the same vegetal earthiness and light smoke you'd expect from a proper mezcal negroni, all without a drop of alcohol. This drinks like the cocktail you'd order at a serious bar, not a substitute for one.
A ready-to-serve alcohol-free cocktail crafted in Brooklyn from 30 real, non-GMO botanicals. The Phony Mezcal Negroni is the smoky, more complex sibling of St. Agrestis's award-winning original Phony Negroni — designed for the moment when you want a drink that has something to say.
Key ingredients: Carbonated water, sugar, natural flavors (including smoked nopales cactus), citric acid, fruit juice, quinine. 30 non-GMO botanicals. 0% ABV.
Good to know: Double Gold winner and 98-point score at the 2025 San Francisco World Spirits Competition. Made by St. Agrestis in Brooklyn, NY using old-world production methods. 6.8 fl oz (200ml) single-serve bottle, ready to pour — no mixing required.
How to enjoy: Pour over a large ice cube in a rocks glass with an orange twist. Or drink straight from the bottle — it's that kind of cocktail. Works as a dinner aperitivo, a cocktail-hour centerpiece, or a standalone evening drink.
Swizzle's Take: An award-winning zero-proof mezcal negroni that converts skeptics — the smoke, the bitter complexity, the orange finish are all there. This one does not compromise.
